Well, I decided to save the cash for a haircut and whip out the
Wahl Clippers. Clearly this is not a skill set that comes easily in this household.
Needless to say, I did not read
this article before embarking on this endeavor.
Not looking too promising....

Yeash...

End results...

Considering my last haircut was only $10 (after tip!), I will most likely be returning and consider it money well spent.